Italian Tubes

a system of clogged tubes.

The Italians, I maintain, are terrific people. Not the nicest, not the most outgoing.... but terrific.

I don’t like midwest nice. Never have. The Italians don’t suffer from the Indiana Accommodation Anxiety. IAA. Defined in degraded centers of learning as a relentless drive to please. This is not an Italian gene.

Now why bother with cheap psychology? Because I still can’t get online and I need to Explain this somehow.

I really think the Italians don’t care out of the generosity of their own culture. Italians have a lot more to do than check email. And if you’re here (which incidentally doesn’t really concern them either), then the internet isn’t what you should be looking at....

Or. And this is just as plausible. Ted Stevens was the consultant hired to develop their IT backbone:




It is much more entertaining to watch it set to music once you understand how absurd this is