Thursday, March 6, 2008

polish toilets


A polish bathroom starts with a door labeled for everyone but aliens. Only one door however, and despite the excess of options on this one door it is not marked well from a distance.

The splitting of handicapped and sex happens once inside after entering a small antechamber. Through this door is a second antechamber, small with sinks. Taking a hard 90 degree turn, invariably it's not straight on, through another door this time unmarked and you arrive at the desired place. Presumably you've chosen wisely and there aren't wildebeest or something else that surprises you there. Regardless of how hasty your retreat is prepare for the worst. Because when you decide to leave the chances are good, not great but good, that you will make a mistake on the way out and end up in the utility closet.
Unknown Merrow

Merrow has manufactured sewing machines since 1838 and remains one of the most interesting companies in the textile space

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